{"id":195,"date":"2009-11-20T10:14:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T14:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gargoyle:8011\/?p=195"},"modified":"2010-11-16T12:56:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-16T16:56:49","slug":"teeny-tiny-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"Teeny Tiny Things&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toilet training is going pretty well.\u00a0 I have to use a lot of bribery.\u00a0 Candy, books, stickers..anything it takes&#8230;okay, well, not anything.\u00a0 River got her first real prize..she picked a little green monkey out of the treasure chest.\u00a0 She carried that little monkey around all day.\u00a0 Then she decided that the little monkey was her new little baby.\u00a0 And then she decided the little green monkey baby needed a friend.\u00a0 So she was carrying around two &#8220;babies&#8221;.\u00a0 Suddenly her babies were cold and they just had to have little scarves.\u00a0 Well, that was easy enough.\u00a0 But they were still cold&#8230;.now they needed hats.\u00a0 Alright, that took a bit more work&#8230;But then her babies were still cold and they needed sweater coats.\u00a0 Well, that took a bit more time and energy&#8230;but now her babies are nice and warm&#8230;except their hats keep falling off!<\/p>\n<p>I just hope she doesn&#8217;t think I&#8217;m doing this for the other 11 monkeys that are in the treasure chest!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"2009-11-20.JPG\" href=\"http:\/\/gargoyle:8011\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/2009-11-20.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/gargoyle:8011\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/2009-11-20.JPG\" alt=\"2009-11-20.JPG\" width=\"541\" height=\"442\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toilet training is going pretty well.\u00a0 I have to use a lot of bribery.\u00a0 Candy, books, stickers..anything it takes&#8230;okay, well, not anything.\u00a0 River got her first real prize..she picked a little green monkey out of the treasure chest.\u00a0 She carried that little monkey around all day.\u00a0 Then she decided that the little monkey was her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/?p=195\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Teeny Tiny Things&#8230;..&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-river","category-toilet-training"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p172S4-39","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1809,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catchick6creations.interiority.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}